There are about three things every sorority girl dreams of:
1. Being a princess.
2. Getting engaged.
3. Going to Disney World.
A man named Blaine Gibson made a lot of dreams come true.
Yesterday, a stream of photos was posted to the Interwebs showing a handsome guy getting down on one knee to propose to a lot of lucky princesses at Disney.
As if these girls aren’t the luckiest people in the world already–I mean, their job is to be royalty at the the happiest place on Earth. Then this guy asked them to be his wife. AKA, the actual dream of every sorority girl, ever.
As a homegrown Floridian, I have seen a lot of stuff happen at Disney: proposals (real and fake), breakups, and even a very crude act that happened in the Haunted Mansion (I’ll give you a hint: it rhymes with shlow shob). Hell, the first time I saw the guy dressed up as Jack Sparrow at the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, I screamed, chased him across the park, and had him kiss my hand…which I didn’t wash for a while after that. So, like, weird shit happens. People go crazy as soon as the Mickey ears come into focus.
But of everything I’ve witnessed, I have never seen a guy propose to a Disney princess UNTIL NOW.
For your pleasure, I included mental descriptions of each proposal, so you really feel like you’re there, surrounded by the magic. You know, instead of sitting in your cubical, counting down the hours until recruitment is over, or just feeling sad because you aren’t a princess. And you aren’t being proposed to. And you aren’t at Disney.
But, like, if it doesn’t work out with Tink, I can be your princess, Blaine.