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Guy With Monster-Sized Penis Has World’s First Penis Reduction Surgery

Guy With Monster-Sized Penis Has World’s First Penis Reduction Surgery

If given the choice to change their penis size, most guys (and the girls who love them) would opt for an enlargement. One guy recently went the other way, by having the world’s first penis reduction surgery.

The surgery, which took place last year and was performed by Dr. Rafael Carrion, director of University of South Florida’s Sexual Medicine Program, reduced the 17-year-old’s ridiculously large dick, which “measured seven inches in length and 10 inches in circumference,” down to a size that is only “slightly longer and slightly thicker than the average male,” according to The Oracle.

Apparently, having a giant shaft isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. According to a report on the surgery published in the November issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicine, “Though the boy was able to achieve orgasm through masturbation, he was unable to complete intercourse. The boy reported that, during the several times he attempted intercourse, his partner complained of discomfort due to the penis’s girth.”

Discomfort? Um, no kidding. According to Dr. Carrion, “His penis had inflated like a balloon. It sounds like a man’s dream — a tremendously inflated phallus, but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle.” I’m dreading the day that I’ll need to squeeze a baby out of my hoo-ha, and you think I’m going to voluntarily let you try and shove something the size of a football up in there?

Luckily for this dude, he no longer has to convince girls to try and take on his monster schlong. Dr. Carrion states that the patient is “ecstatic” with his new penis, saying, “It looks cosmetically appealing, and he said it was a life-changing event — he’s all smiles.”

[via The Oracle]

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.

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