Harry Styles Officially Goes Solo, World Begins To Collapse

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The United Kingdom suffered a heartbreaking loss that will affect the entire course of history. The Brexit? Nope. I’m talking about Harrexit. Harry Styles is officially leaving One Direction. With all the recent political issues, Harry almost sneaked out of 1D without anyone noticing. But it has been confirmed that Harry has signed a contract with Columbia Records, shattering the hearts of fans everywhere.

It’s hard to say what’s going to happen to the band. Zayn has a relatively successful solo career and a smoking hot girlfriend, Louis has a baby, Harry is gone now, and with a gun to my head I couldn’t name the other two. There’s that blonde one. Neil? Nelly? Anyway, no one is really sure what the future holds for this group. They’ve had a pretty good run and no one has heard much from them.

Apparently, Harry has not only been interested in going solo, but also has a budding acting career. He has been filming a World War II drama directed by Christopher Nolan called Dunkirk, which just seems comical. Did soliders have shaggy hair and skinny jeans? Probably not.

Harry has already released songs with American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers and joined Full Stop Management, which after a Google search seems to be some sort of management agency that he had been in contact with for a while. If his career goes anything like Zayn’s, he’ll stop having to mess around with grenades like Taylor Swift and hooking up with super models in no time.

[via E! News]

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