I’m going to cut to the chase — just jump in, if you will. Forego the foreplay to get to the good stuff…
It’s great. It’s great when it’s with someone you like, someone you love, someone you hate but have really good angry sex with, and most of all — it’s great by yourself. Still, sometimes it’s sort of weird to pick out a sex toy. Do you get a cute little bullet, or maybe one of those big, scary bastards. You know the ones I’m talking about. They’re purple and giant and you put it (gulp) *inside* of you.
Luckily, the folks at Lovense have created the perfect sex toy for the modern, technology-obsessed, woman. It’s called “Blush” and it’s literally a vibrator you control with your phone (or Apple Watch, if you’re into that sort of thing).
Basically, you put this little piece of rubber happiness in your vag, connect your Apple device to it (using Bluetooth or WiFi), and go to town.
No only is it great because now we have yet another reason to stare at our phones, but it’s perfect for those pesky LDRs. Give your boyfriend access to your control, relax, and enjoy the best sex you’ve ever had together. Sure, it sounds like something straight out of a Katherine Heigl movie, but hey, if Gerard Butler is on the other side of that control, I really have no concerns.
Blush is not yet on the market, but an Indiegogo fund has been set up to get these bad boys out to the public by October. They’re expected to cost around $89, but if you donate to the cause, they’ll give you one cheaper. And trust me, you’ll want one. It’s virtually soundless, you can listen to your favorite music, and I feel like it’s pretty much impossible not to fall in love with it.
So basically, you can now get off handsfree without ever taking a break from obsessively stalking your ex on Instagram. Sure, it’s almost like we’re just having sex with our phones, but we all knew this day was coming. We spend more time staring at it’s screen than at our own boyfriends’ faces. I want to be appalled, but I’m too busy pre-ordering one of these and thinking out our future together. Well done, Lovense. It’s like you just get us..
[via Huffington Post]
Image via Youtube / Lovense