Kylie Jenner is on the fast track to some real shit. A sex tape, perhaps, following in the footsteps of older sister Kim, whom she seems to be regularly emulating. Rehab, maybe, like her not quite brother-in-law Scott. Or who knows? Maybe she’ll get into some trouble all her own. I don’t know. But the seventeen-year-old is in trouble. The constant selfies and obvious plastic surgery of the lip, tit, and ass variety make that clear. “Kylie Jenner lips” are officially a thing. Remember when they used to look like this?
Well, strangely enough, the plastic surgery princess tweeted the following last night and made heads turn.
But in this world I'm happy w the way God created me. Happy Easter everybody
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) April 5, 2015
But don’t worry, guys, she was only saying she didn’t really want sparkly skin after a giant uproar broke loose when she released the following photos.
And the world went crazy. You might have noticed people freaking out over these pictures, and thought What the HELL is everyone freaking out about? You searched high and low to figure out why these photos were offensive, and simply could not figure it out. It’s some weird glittery photo of Kylie looking positively plastic. She looks plastic in every photo, so this isn’t that strange. WHY IS EVERYONE UPSET!
Because she’s in black face. And here I was thinking it was just some dark lighting.
Kylie Jenner is the worst pic.twitter.com/TxRwT3veU1
— Mels (@melllaaniie) April 5, 2015
I give up..