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High School Girl Fills Cupcakes With Semen, Feeds To Bullies

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I’ve always kind of disparaged upon girls who bake shit for guys for no reason. If you’re using this as a means to get a guy to like you, you’re no better than the campus harlot — except at least she’s getting sex out of it. All you’re doing is showing your desperation for male approval. Sickens me, really.

However, I recently came upon an absolutely genius little baker who gave some high school bullies a taste of their own medicine, and apparently, medicine tastes a lot like semen — a punishment worse than death. After being tormented by some mean classmates, an unnamed tenth grader at Centennial High School in Bakersfield, America, whipped up a batch of cupcakes filled with revenge. She filled the batter with pubic hair, semen, expired food, and pills, and served them up to her nemeses. When they asked why the treats tasted so awful, she admitted what she’d done.

Nicely played, missy. The only question that remains is what she did to get the semen.

[via Huffington Post]

Image via Kimberly Snyder

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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