If you watch “American Horror Story,” this news story will seem eerily reminiscent of a featured character on this season’s “Freak Show.” His name is Twisty the Clown, and he looks like this:
Fucking scary shit, right? The saving grace in last week’s episode was that, at the end of it all, we could take our brains out of our heads, turn on “Housewives,” and be all like, “Well, thank God THAT isn’t real.” Except, you know what? It is real. And now is when we all collectively go home, hide under our covers, and attempt to find Jesus or God or Allah or Oprah. I don’t care what you believe, but I do believe that you best start praying.
[via WXYZ]
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From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co
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