Momma likes a bad boy.
You know, when we’re talking size, I prefer a large wallet to a large banana.
Finally! I knew I’d eventually run into a celebrity on Tinder!
Praise Yeezus! My love has come!
He doubles as a bird bath.
Is this your girlfriend? She’s going to be really mad at you. She hates that picture.
Mr. T was my celebrity crush as a child.
It’s always so hard to tell which one is him! Fingers crossed for the baby seal.
“I like to take risks, like ordering the value pack of Doritos Locos tacos and updating my Tinder profile afterwards.”
I don’t think I can make that work with my monogram. Sorry.
Have any hilarious Tinder fails? Submit them to [email protected] or hit me up on Twitter.
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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at [email protected]
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