How To Fail At Tinder

For those of you who haven’t yet discovered this technological wonder, Tinder is a dating app that matches you with members of the opposite gender based on location. You judge each other based on looks, meaning you get to spend hours rejecting people, and then feel giddy when you find out that 99% of the guys you “swiped right” think you’re pretty. It’s a win-win. However, sometimes we come across Tinder profiles that don’t seem quite right. Here are 20 of this week’s Tinder fails:


You shouldn’t whip out your lightsaber until at least the third date.

Liberals dressed up as cartoon characters. Just my type!

Your wife doesn’t mind you using an app to pick up women?

“Wanna go back to my basement? No, really, it’s just here through this alley.”

This guy knows how to treat a woman.

My knight in shining armor…or escaped serial killer on the loose in the wild, wild west. Either way.

Virgins playing X-Box live in their parents’ basements. Banana Bread. Towelette.

“I glow in the sunlight! Just like Edward!”

Speaking of Edward…

Nice paper towel trail.

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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at

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