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How To Get A Boyfriend In College: A Choose Your Own Adventure Tale

Stop Communicating
Sorry ’bout it. No more texts, calls, or Facebook messages. The awkward “Hey, how’s it going” when you see each other on campus doesn’t even fly any more. This is how — in my scientific expertise — 89% of college “relationships” end up. There’s more fish in the sea, you just have to keep fishing. Or something like that.

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Hakuna Moscato

Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.

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