I’ll start this off by saying that I am in no way a sex expert. Hell, I didn’t even lose my virginity until I was 19, and even after that, I was pretty sparing with who I slept with (until I got drunk enough not to care). But I really like swallowing, and ladies, you really need to as well.
I know what you’re thinking: It’s going to taste bad. You’d never swallow. I’m the devil. And I get it. Once upon a time I too would run to the bathroom with a mouthful of penis mucus instead of swallowing it.
I was just like you were. For years I flat out refused to get that shit anywhere near my mouth. When he was ready to come I’d take cover and have him tell when it was over. Needless to say, I was scared shitless about the day a guy wouldn’t warn me when he was about to blow.
Until one day, it happened. And the aftermath? Was fan-fucking-tastic.
First off, if you swallow, he’s going to think you’re a sex goddess. Seriously. If you’ve ever seen a guy’s face after a blowie, you know he’s sitting back in awe (at least he sure as hell better be). Now just imagine that, but magnified. After you’ve swallowed, it’s 20 times better. He gets this amazed look that says “Damn, I’m lucky to be with her, I might even wife her up.”
Secondly, it’s really just science. I’m in an anatomy class right now, and do you know how large of an ejaculation he has? About 2 to 5 milliliters on average. That’s less than whatever gross shot you’re taking. And if you can force Burnett’s in your mouth, you can handle a little semen. Also, it’s called ejaculation for a reason. It’s not like you’re sucking it out through a straw, it’s an explosion to the back of your throat. Swallowing it quickly is so much easier than standing up, trying to find somewhere to spit, all while having it still in your mouth. In all honesty, you taste it *less* is you swallow than if you spit.
Lastly, if he refuses to return the favor, you hold that shit above his head until he does. Guilt is a powerful thing, my friends. And if you play your cards right, you can get him to go down on you not just tonight, but the next, the one after that, and so on. Hell, maybe even forever. Money can’t buy you love, buy I’m pretty sure swallowing can.
So try it out, I can guarantee you’ll like what you get in return..
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