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If the US Gymnasts Were in Mean Girls (Pictures)

Is it safe to say that the Olympic Gymnasts are the Mean Girls of the Olympics? Effing duh. And my God, I wish I could sit with them. Someone, somewhere is in a sorority and knows these teeny teens in real life, and I’m just going to say, screw the rules…dirty rush the shit out of them. Anyway, the following had to be done, because they are just so fetch.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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