It starts off innocently enough. You walk into his apartment unannounced, ready to surprise him with a six pack of beer and a night of binging on his (your) favorite television show. You creep up to his door, ready to spring through with a giant smile on your face when you hear something…
“Ohhhh yeah babyyyy just like that! Oh uh huh! Yeah! You’re the beeest!”
You stop dead in your tracks. What the actual fuck? The blood leaves your face and you feel your pulse quicken. Is he cheating on me? What’s going on? I thought he loved me? You get ready to turn around and get the hell out of there when the anger kicks in. How could he do this to me? ME? So you take a deep breath, pull yourself together, and bust open the door. He looks up, shocked. A guilty look crosses his face as you glance from him, to his hand around his own penis, to his computer screen. You see a group of naked people fucking each other on his laptop. Whoops.
That’s right. You just caught him jerking it to porn. So…what now? Basically you have two options:
a) Freak the fuck out, or
b) Calm the fuck down.
And according to science, you really need to go with the second option, because guess what? It turns out porn is actually good for your relationship, because life is freaking confusing.
Thanks to some brains at the University of California, men who whack off to porn are actually better at sex, which is unbelievable. At first I thought a dumbass guy made this up, but apparently it’s legit. In an article published to The Mirror they said that:
Researchers Nicole Prause and James Pfaus recruited 280 men and asked them to meticulously record their porn viewing hours per week. The men – who were straight, white and mostly in their early 20s – were also asked to fill out questionnaires on their sexual desire and activity. The scientists found arousal rose to its highest level for men who watched more than two hours of porn per week.
The article went on to say that it could just mean that these guys had a high sex drive in general, and it wasn’t necessarily because of the porn. But either way, apparently more porn means more getting it on. On one hand, we might want to be pissed off, but on the other hand, we reap the benefits. And by “we” I mean our vaginas. So next time he’s watching something dirty, consider saving the guilt trip and ask him if he “needs a hand.” Not only will you have a great time (women CAN like porn, believe it or not), but he’ll think you’re a literal sex goddess. The choice is yours: Be a controlling bitch and have less sex, or be open minded and have an orgasmic time. My advice? Go with the latter route. And trust me, once he sees how cool you are with all of this, you’ll have a ring by the end of Spring..
[via The Mirror]
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