If You Win This Contest, You Can Drink Wine And Judge Your Exes With JLaw

If You Win This Contest, You Can Drink Wine And Judge Your Exes With JLaw

There’s nothing that makes me feel better about myself than realizing that celebrities really are just like us. Look like trash? No worries, a tabloid has a cover photo of your favorite celebs, makeup-free and sweatpants-clad. Can’t find love? That’s fine – if 90% of all Bachelor couples break up and Jennifer Aniston gets dumped, your Tinder dates really aren’t that bad. If I’m being honest with myself, once of my monthly go-to activities I’m not exactly proud of involves drinking a bottle of wine and stalking all of my exes on the Internet. If this sounds like you too, don’t worry – not only does Jennifer Lawrence also get drunk and leave her exes annoying voicemails, but she’ll actually do it with you.

JLaw is partnering with Omaze to bring together this amazing experience that includes a free trip to California and a wine tasting picnic with the one and only JLaw herself. The giveaway helps to benefit Represent.Us, which is a political organization – but before you get too stressed about the idea of drinking and discussing politics with a very politically outspoken celeb, know that Represent.Us is a bipartisan organization that works by bringing together individuals from all political backgrounds to tackle some of the biggest problems facing America. Basically what I’m saying is that entering this contest is an act of service to America, and if you truly love your country, you’ll prove it by vineyard hopping with your favorite celebrity. Sound good?

Tbh I’m a little upset at myself for sharing this with all of you because it lessens my chances of winning, but since it’s for America, I’ll consider this a selfless act. If you’re interested (and why wouldn’t you be?), go to to enter. In the meantime, I’ll just be drinking wine and judging my exes on my own, so JLaw, if you’re reading, shoot me a DM, ok? Please feel free to stop by my standing Friday night reservation of cabernet and Instagram creeping – I promise it’ll be a great time.

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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at [email protected]

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