Whilst keeping up with the Kardashians via social media, I have noticed something recently. Besides the strange friendship between Jaden Smith and Kourtney, it has come to my attention that there is a strong possibility that Kylie Jenner does not have any nipples.
Now, it’s no secret that our girl Ky have gotten some work done, but who cares? If I had that kind of money, you best believe I’d do some, shall we say, redesigning. She has even admitted to getting work done on her lips, but the rest of her body has not been accounted for. Especially her nipples. Recently, she has been rocking tops with very thin straps, and there is no visible bra. It’s not just on Instagram that she is posting these pictures. They are on her Snapchat too. And Snapchat (unfortunately) can’t be Facetuned. So how does she keep her nipples a smooth little secret?
Any girl who has worn a cami in her life knows all too well the very unforgiving silhouette that it gives you. You can see literally everything. But you know what’s less forgiving than cotton? Silk. Surely, a silk shirt would fully reveal anything that she’s hiding.
STILL NOTHING. Even the flattest of chicken cutlets would have shown some sort of outline. Well, it’s not like she wore a skin tight, white bodysuit in the shower and was still sans nipple.
Oh wait, that’s exactly what she did. She has been using this lack of areola to her advantage. How else would she be able to pull off these scandalous looks?
Let us, for a moment, entertain the idea that she has nipples. Just as a hypothetical situation. She, of all people, should know that nipples are hot. Nipples are in. Her sister Kendall has been rockin’ the nips for a while, so what makes Kylie think that she is above nipples? We all have them. So why doesn’t she? No really, why doesn’t she have nipples? Even in photos where her “nipples” are showing, it’s really not convincing.
If you look at the captions, they are both exactly the same. The same photographer took both of those photos, and they are the only discernible evidence that she has nipples. Is it possible that the two of them are working together to give the illusion that they exist? You can do anything with photoshop these days.
Now, I’m not here to say that she got them removed or was born without them or anything like that. I’m just presenting the facts. I am a Nipple Truther, and I will get to the bottom of this. Or in this case, the boobs of this..
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