iOS6 Brings New Emojis – The Possibilities Are Endless

So blah blah blah, the iPhone 5 came out, and it was great. I’m sure. You got a new row of apps, so that was cool. But WAIT JUST A SECOND! There are NEW EMOJIS for iOS6 and I can’t even begin to explain my excitement. 365 new beautiful emojis that are all going to prove to be incredibly useful. First of all, I’m seeing some sorority symbols that weren’t there before…I see a turtle, an anchor, a ladybug, a nautilus shell, a new crescent moon (though the old one I think is cuter), and a panda…so congratulations to those chapters. There’s a ton of other new animals too, so I’m feeling like other school mascots will now be represented. Really just the new possibilities are endless.

There’s a shit ton of cat faces, which is good for people like me, who are sure to become cat ladies…There’s a family, and a bride, which I’ll never use except wishfully, and gay and lesbian couples so I can show everyone what I’m going to resort to. I really hope “You [emoji men holding hands], boy?” becomes a thing.

And there is a tongue. Emoji sexting is going to be a thing. Maybe it is already. I wouldn’t know. Boys don’t like me. Not enough to have emoji sex anyway.

All the new ones are below. Get excited.


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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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