If there’s one thing we know about Taylor Swift, it’s that she has the worst luck in relationships. And by “worst luck,” I mean she drives every boy away by being batshit crazy, buying houses in their neighborhoods, and writing songs about them. We all know, however, that if you’re hot enough, guys will overlook your crazy because they only think with the head that isn’t on their shoulders. After creeping on all the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pictures, it’s certainly clear that Taylor not being hot enough isn’t the problem, so why can’t she keep a guy around? Well, maybe because she’s too busy locking lips with girlfriend Karlie Kloss.
Wait, what? No, you heard me correctly. At last night’s 1975 show in New York City, Taylor and notorious bestie Karlie Kloss were caught almost certainly kissing in public.
exclusive taylor and karlie making out #confirmed pic.twitter.com/cmumxBa4fQ
— kathy (@kathyparkk) December 5, 2014
To be fair, the photo is a little blurry. Maybe they were just brushing the hair out of each other’s faces while staring longingly into each other’s eyes and leaning in to whisper secrets to each other…on the mouth. What’s that? This isn’t a middle school boy’s fantasy? Oh, well in that case, it definitely looks like they are making out. Although, after the fashion show pictures, I honestly can’t say I blame Tay. Those girls are all hard tens, whereas the guys Tay picks out tend to be eights at best. At any rate, I’m definitely looking forward to the fallout from this one. Will Kloss and the other Angels be the fuel for Swift’s next album? Does Taylor have a big leeeeeeesbian crush on Kloss? Has she scared away literally every man on the planet and turned to girls as a last resort? Everyone stay tuned, because this is sure to be a wild ride..
[via Gawker]
Image via Anton Oparin / Shutterstock.com
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