Amid Jimmy Kimmel having celebrities host his show, we have, perhaps two of my favorite people on a couch together. Jennifer Lawrence, long-time fan of the Kardashians, interviews Kim Kardashian West, and it’s nothing short of magical.
We learn a lot here:
- Jennifer Lawrence wants to dress her baby son up as a Chip ‘N’ Dale dancer
- Kim didn’t realize her contour brushes looked like dicks, because they aren’t black.
- Kris Jenner got the drunkest she’s ever been with Jennifer Lawrence.
- Kim figured out a way to break into ex-boyfriends’ voicemails, which makes her the ultimate crazy girl hacker.
- Kanye doesn’t have a password on his phone.
- Kanye has written and performed songs just for Kim that haven’t been released.
- Kim wears socks to bed every night.
- Jennifer Lawrence isn’t sure if she blamed the hurricanes on Donald Trump.
- Kim was the first of her sisters to lose her virginity.
- Kim laughed off a Taylor Swift joke.
- Jennifer thinks Kim’s craziest ex is Kris Humprhies (and she’s right).
- Kim and Kanye watch Family Feud every night before they go to sleep. JLaw watches Kim and Kanye.
- Jennifer thinks Reggie Bush’s wife looks like Kim.
- Jen got butt naked in Kris Jenner’s closet and Kim saw.
- Kim Kardashian West does not fart. Not in front of Kanye. Not at all.
- JLaw calls Kim out on being “subtly rude” to Khloe.
And there was much much more. Overall, the interview was a little awkward at points, but mostly amazing. Kim proves herself as the person we all want to be — with perfect and kind responses to every question as well as some subtle humor. And Lawrence proves herself to be the person we all are — slightly awkward, accidentally making offensive jokes, and chock full of bodily functions like sweat and farts, just like a real person.
This wasn’t just the interview we wanted. It’s the one we needed..
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