It goes without saying that there is something undeniably hot about the bad guy. I’m not talking about a bad guy, I’m talking about the bad guy. The criminal. The villain. The convict. You want to hate him, but there’s a sex appeal there that you just can’t explain because your head and your vagina are never on the same page.
An Australian judge recently declared a mistrial after a female jury member couldn’t stop flirting with the defendant. The woman was said to have been “flicking her hair, smiling, raising an eyebrow and nodding in a potentially suggestive manner at the accused man.”
I’m all for chasing the bad boy, but holy shit, there’s a line, lady. What did you think would happen? Did you envision the two of you cuffed together, riding a penitentiary van into the sunset? I imagine the scenario in this sicko’s head was a tad more sexual. Probably still included the cuffs, though.
The trial was three weeks along when a sheriff sitting in the back of the courtroom first noticed the woman “gesturing” and “making eyes” at the defendant, who was charged with armed robbery. After apparent eye-batting, the judge had had enough. He discharged the entire jury and ruled that the case will have to start over.
What a moron. But before I jump the gun and judge her too harshly, I think I should probably see a mugshot of this guy. Just to be safe. .
[via Jezebel]
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Lucky Jo
Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to [email protected].
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