I used to make fun of people with “Bieber fever” who weren’t twelve. Sure, he’s actually in my age range, and he’s not completely unfortunate to look at, but he’s Justin Bieber. Remember the bowl cut? Remember?!
Then the unthinkable happened. I fell in love with Justin Bieber. I didn’t mean for it to happen. I tried to stop it, I really did. But now I’ve accepted it. I’ve come down with a severe case of Bieber fever, and I have no regrets.
Well, I guess I have one regret. It’s not being at the 901 Bar and Grill in LA near the University of Southern California on November 27 when Justin Bieber just casually walked in and bought a round of shots for everyone. Like, did my invite get lost in the mail orrrr…?
When JBiebs toast is weak pic.twitter.com/G3IAW43vRP
— Burt Macklin (@duhitscarolinee) November 28, 2015
According to E! News, JB had a “kick ass time” with them. I’m not sure where E! News is getting its information from, since I wasn’t there.
I can’t tell exactly what the Biebs is saying in his toast, but Elite Daily claims he’s saying “PURPOSE ALBUM!” So, he’s toasting to himself. Like an asshole.
Ugh, Justin. You know just what to do to me. .
[via Elite Daily]