Most of us were just really starting to like Justin Bieber. He had become surprisingly hot. His songs were the fire emoji in music form, and he was maybe even a little bit funny. But now, our dreams of meeting him and/or having sex with him have officially been shot in the face by J. Biebs himself.
According to his Instagram, he is no longer meeting fans. But worse than that? He’s no longer even taking pictures with fans. Because if you couldn’t marry/bone him, the least you could do was snap a pic with him to masturbate to put on Instagram and reach record worthy likes, right? But no. That dream is over. Fuck us, right? Except not really. Because we’ll never even meet him now.
So in his defense, like, fine. Maybe it could get annoying. I don’t know. How about make me a famous superstar and I’ll get back to you? I’m all for his mental health or whatever. But I’m also all for the bragging rights that have now been lost since I can never be in a crowd of prepubescent girls and snap a pic with him. Or even meet him? That shit is cold. First he can’t chug a beer, now this? SMDH, Justin..
[h/t Cosmopolitan]
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