Ke$ha releases her newest album “Warrior” which explores “the magic of life” as the singer puts it. She uses a lot of inspiration from her life to put together the album including being hypnotised, going into past lives, and having sex with a ghost. Ke$ha, WHAT. Actually, I’m not that surprised. She says,
“It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
Oh, you don’t know his name? So it’s really similar to the sexual experiences you have with people who are alive. Cool.
I am all for spirituality. For real. I honestly believe in lots of supernatural things, including ghosts. However, I don’t believe I’ve ever been copulated by one, nor do I believe that Ke$ha has. Why? Because ghosts are not living beings, they have no flow of blood, and are therefore incapable of erection. Seriously, did you meet this ghost at a rave and go home together, or did he show up in your room after you’d been to said rave? In which case, do you think…just maybe…it’s possible…that you were hallucinating due to the exorbitant number of drugs and copious amount of alcohol, that no doubt, was affecting your brain functioning?
And honestly, even if she truly, 100% believes she’s had a sexual encounter with the dead, that’s the kind of shit you keep to yourself, unless you want to be viewed as psychotic and totally discredited, then by all means. I believe in all sorts of weird shit, but I don’t go around expecting everyone to believe in it. Except for astrology…because that’s real.
Still, this news is somehow less shocking than that time she took a shower.
[h/t to @RogerDornTFM – attention whore]
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