First thing’s first. Who is Stephanie Sheppard? She’s Kim Kardashian’s assistant and right-hand woman. And today is her birthday. And Kim went all out for Steph’s birthday like any good friend would do — by posting an Instagram photo, and let me just say, she did what all of us are secretly doing on our friends’ birthdays.
I am deceased. DECEASED. Kim just called ALL of us the fuck out for making our friends’ birthdays about ourselves. But she took it a few steps further.
She posted this embarrassing eating photo, while Kim herself looked like a glam star.
And then she called her out for being a hot mess alcoholic.
And finally, as all good friends do, she concluded with the sincere laughing plandid to commemorate her love and wish her girl a happy birthday.
I wouldn’t say you’re *totally* selfless, Kim. I see what that booty do. But I love this nonetheless..
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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