First thing’s first. Who is Stephanie Sheppard? She’s Kim Kardashian’s assistant and right-hand woman. And today is her birthday. And Kim went all out for Steph’s birthday like any good friend would do — by posting an Instagram photo, and let me just say, she did what all of us are secretly doing on our friends’ birthdays.
I am deceased. DECEASED. Kim just called ALL of us the fuck out for making our friends’ birthdays about ourselves. But she took it a few steps further.
She posted this embarrassing eating photo, while Kim herself looked like a glam star.
And then she called her out for being a hot mess alcoholic.
And finally, as all good friends do, she concluded with the sincere laughing plandid to commemorate her love and wish her girl a happy birthday.
I wouldn’t say you’re *totally* selfless, Kim. I see what that booty do. But I love this nonetheless..