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Kylie Jenner Takes Photo Of Fans Locked Out Of Store While She Shops

Kylie Jenner Takes Photo Of Fans Locked Out Of Store While She Shops

Kylie Jenner is my sixth favorite Kardashian right after Khloe, Scott, Kourtney, Kris, and Kendall, in that order. She doesn’t appear higher on my list because I just can’t decide how I feel about her edgy clothes, her tumblr posts, and her witch nails. I mean, they work for her. She pulls it all together in a way I never could. I just feel like she’s perpetually rolling her eyes at my basic ass, and she will never even know who I am. She seems like kind of a bitch — and I mean that in a good way, but I also mean it in the way that she seems like a bitch.

Like she might be the kind of girl to go shopping and then take a photo of the peasants watching her from behind a glass door. She might even pose with them and smile slyly with a face that says “I’m taking a picture of how obsessed you are with me, even though I’m literally making sure there is a physical barrier between us.” Maybe.


A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on

God, she just gives zero fucks. I mean, blah blah blah, “posing with fans,” but you don’t post fan photos to your own Insta. You take a photo on their camera and let them post it. She wasn’t taking a picture “with” her fans, she was taking a picture “of” her fans. I see you, Kylie.

Image via DFree / Shutterstock.com

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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