In a leaked letter from an anonymous, former hookup buddy (read: paid escort) of Drake’s, a disgruntled stripper let the world know just how freaky this former “Degrassi” star really gets in the bedroom. Apparently, our boy not only loves “eating box” (#blessyou) but is also a BIG fan of getting his bum licked. So big, in fact, that he came all over homegirl’s new weave as a result. Honestly, the nerve of some people. An old weave? Fair game. But a new one? What a dick move. #LOL
The letter, in all of its utterly alarming detail, can be found below. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this. What can we say? When it cums to sex, Drake starts from the bottom…and apparently ends there, too.
“Him and his boys brought me and a few girls back after a night at [LA CLUB]. As soon as we walked in the door, it was like we entered the White House. “Security was tight, he made all of us give up our cellphones and sign a contract. Then a security man took a photo of our drivers licenses. I ain’t never seen nothing like that.”
Signing a nondisclosure agreement and talking about it anyway? TSTC.
“He took off all his clothes, and mine and laid me down and started eating me. His d*ck is not really big, but it’s THICK.”
Thanks for clearing that up. I’ve always wondered what Drake’s penis looked like. NOW I KNOW.
“I must have c*me like 3 times while he was doing it. On after the other, after the other. I have had my box eaten hundreds of times, but no one has EVER done it like Drake. “He has a real talent. His tongue went from p*zzy to butt, back to p*zzy. I think I c*me out of both.”
Even for us, this is a bit graphic. Also, who spells “pussy” like that?
“He then laid on his back and was like “My Turn.” I was ready to suck the OXYGEN outta him and I did. After a few minutes he started pushing my head down, towards his b*lls. I sucked on them for a while and he pushed me down FURTHER to his butt hole.” “It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking.”
New pickup line: “Ima suck the OXYGEN outta you.” I know, I know. I’m a charmer.
“I’m embarrassed to say it, but Drake enjoyed getting his butt ate so much that he n*tted. All over my new weave.”
ALL OVER HER NEW WEAVE? Not cool, Drake.
“I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want the world to know he likes his butt eaten.”
Me neither. Me. Neither.
[via Elite Daily]
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Catie Warren
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