The last time I went to a wedding, I was the flower girl. None of my friends are married, and that tends to make me happy. Partaking in wedding season seems, in some way, to be a loss of your youth. It’s this very adult step, and none of my friends have been adult enough to take it–until this year. I’ll literally attend SIX weddings and three bachelorette parties.
I feel a little stressed about it all, but I can’t say I’m not excited. I mean, yada yada, life of happiness for my friends blah, blah, blah so in love, whatever. But mostly? I’ve never been to Vegas before, and that sort of feels like a crime against party people. The only downside that comes to mind? That moment when a bouncer tells me, directly or indirectly, that I’m not pretty enough for a club. Kill me.
We all know it happens, but I didn’t know quite how creepy some promoters got about it. Then, bridesmaid Zoe leaked screenshots of a conversation she had with a bouncer while planning her friend’s bachelorette party.
I love an organization with good customer service.
[via Jezebel]
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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