There’s nothing like lighting a few candles, putting on some Ginuwine, and watching two random people have sex. It’s soothing. Even if you’re one of those liars people who “doesn’t do that,” you understand what I’m talking about if you’ve ever seen “Magic Mike.”
Pornography actors might get paid to have sex, but like any job, they expect you to have some training before your first day. It’s easy to have sex. It’s not as easy to have sex while there’s a whole crew watching your every move, stopping you in the middle of a scene to change camera angles, while still making it seem like you’re having the best sex of your life.
An Italian porn star named Rocco Siffredi – aka the ‘Italian Stallion’ – started a school for aspiring porn stars to teach them “the tricks of the trade.” He’s been in over 1,300 adult films, so he knows what he’s doing in front of the camera. Because this is 2015, he’ll document the entire experience a reality show set to air in Italy, called “Universita del Porno,” which obviously translated to Porn University.
Like any class of higher learning, wise professors will pass on their years of experience and knowledge to young students. Veteran porn stars will teach aspiring porn actors and actresses different techniques to make the acting and emotions in their films seem more believable.
After only two weeks of intensive training, amateurs will graduate from Porn University and go off to make movies about getting off. They’ll leave Porn U with necessary skills to dominate the adult film world like being comfortable in front of a camera and how to improve their on screen techniques, which I’m assuming basically means how to give the best blow jobs ever. Sign me up.
The Italian Stallion told media that his classes will be unscripted and will “strive to make the learning process as organic and authentic as possible.” I appreciate this approach, and I definitely think porn actors need some formal acting training. No one is that happy giving a blow job.
Someone needs to tell James Deen to start America’s first Porn University. I might reconsider a career in film..
[via NY Daily News]
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