They say a lady never kisses and tells, but if there’s anything we’ve learned from the past, oh, I don’t know, 10 years, it’s that Lindsay Lohan is no lady. A woman? Duh. A badass boss bitch? Definitely. Coke addict? Alcoholic? Hot mess? Check. Check. Check. But a lady? Not so much. All you members of the NS police can calm your shit–we’re not claiming that LiLo is the Queen of Class. We are, however, claiming that the girl gets around. And by claiming, I mean reporting–she admitted it, on her own, in writing.
According to In Touch, Lohan spent time at the Beverly Hills Hotel bar this past weekend (you know, because she’s sober and all) and spilled–via ink–her little black book to some friends. Seriously. She quite literally wrote down a list of all a few of her past hookups on a sheet of notebook paper and then “accidentally” left it behind for the paparazzi she undoubtedly called to “find” it. Haters be damned, Lindsay Lohan knows how to work the system. Former flames of the infamous “Mean Girls” star include Adam Levine, Colin Farrell, and Justin Timberlake. Get it, girl.
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[via In Touch]
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Catie Warren
From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co
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