We’re honest people. Like, 95 percent of the time (okay, 80 percent. Okay whatever. We’re honest sometimes). Every now and again, however, we tell a “little white lie.” You know the ones. When you’re running ten minutes late, but you say you’re almost there. When your friend asks if the dress makes her look fat. When your boyfriend asks if he’s the best you’ve ever had. Sure, it’s wrong but you do it for the right reasons, and then just never speak of it again.
Until now.
This morning @Beehive_Game decided to have a little fun. They have a “hashtag game” every Thursday starting at 9 a.m. CST. And this week? The game was: #LittleWhiteLiesITold. And holy shit, it is everything. As you can imagine, it started going crazy instantly. Basically it’s just people admitting (or making up) little white lies they’ve told. And the results? Pure, comedic, gold.
I'm never drinking again. #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— Four Loko (@fourloko) May 14, 2015
of course I'll be there on time #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— marisa (@marisa_carbon) May 14, 2015
#LittleWhiteLiesITold my phone is about to die, I'll call you back pic.twitter.com/Nec4gTeMKx
— Ryan Belk (@rbelk_94) May 14, 2015
Sorry, I just got your text. #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— JK (@jeffkies) May 14, 2015
Sorry, must've unfollowed you by mistake… #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) May 14, 2015
Nice pic #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— # (@misery_hash) May 14, 2015
#LittleWhiteLiesITold
Him? We're just friends.
— Lady A (@she_nutt) May 14, 2015
Those jeans used to fit me, the washing machine must have shrunk them… #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— Ben Pryer (@BenDavidPryer) May 14, 2015
I did not have sexual relations with that woman #LittleWhiteLiesITold pic.twitter.com/T3ueJnmSsl
— Jann (@wavemywand) May 14, 2015
What a Beautiful Baby #LittleWhiteLiesITold pic.twitter.com/ZyMMrNlJbH
— Fusilli Jane (@spencedbyus) May 14, 2015
#LittleWhiteLiesITold "Yes, I'm sober…" pic.twitter.com/ZSph8LOuc9
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) May 14, 2015
I love your dress! #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— Robyn Dwoskin (@robyndwoskin) May 14, 2015
Yes, I came. #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— Danielle (@danilyonobrien) May 14, 2015
It taste like pineapple juice. #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— joshingstern (@joshingstern) May 14, 2015
#LittleWhiteLiesITold nan I'm not gunna drink much tonight
— my name is george. (@george_mckillop) May 14, 2015
Not tonight. I have a headache. #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— Ms. Canyon Girl (@mscanyongirl) May 14, 2015
It's not you, it's me #LittleWhiteLiesITold
— ♋ Anubis Scale (@Illform) May 14, 2015
So go on, tweet your own little white lies. I’m sure they’ll be the funniest ones on the internet. #LittleWhiteLiesITold (see what I did there?).
[via Twitter / @Beehive_Game ]