Someone call Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nasif, because this guy’s penis enhancement surgery was totally and completely botched. An unnamed 55-year-old man went to an unlicensed doctor to get fillers in his penis to make it larger. Well, there’s your first mistake. Trusting a guy who couldn’t even pass medical school with what is possibly your most prized possession because you didn’t want to drop the cash on a real doctor is just asking for trouble. Obviously, that medical school dropout “doctor” screwed up.
Instead of advising his patient to see a real doctor, he recommended that his patient get the botched procedure corrected by, you guessed it, another unlicensed doctor. Smart move, listening to the guy who already messed up your penis once. Like an idiot, the man went under the knife again with an unlicensed doctor.
When the patient woke up, he found that his penis was “incredibly small, yet very swollen and the skin around the shaft had been removed and was raw,” and that it “protruded less than one inch from his body.” Yikes.
Why can’t guys just be happy with that they have? Thanks to this guy wanting a few extra inches, not only is his penis way, way smaller than it used to be, he’s now unable to have sex and erections are painful for him. He ruined a perfectly functional, if only average, penis with his selfish desire for more. Bigger isn’t always better, but I’m almost certain what he was packing before he went under the knife is certainly better than a useless, one-inch dick.
Lesson of the day: plastic surgery is not the place to be frugal. If you seriously want to make a change to your appearance, you can’t be afraid to drop some dough on a real doctor. .
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