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Meet The Hottest Military Man of 2014 — P.S. He’s Single

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A few weeks ago, we stumbled across a video of beautiful male specimens, known otherwise as Navy baseball players, singing along to “Love Is An Open Door” from quite literally everyone in the world’s favorite movie, “Frozen.” It was endearing, it was captivating, and it left our ovaries aching for more.

Who were these gorgeous men who also happened to be sensitive and sincere enough to record themselves lip syncing along to a Disney song? Were they single? Were they legal? And more importantly, were they interested in impregnating us on the spot?

As luck would have it, we did some investigative research (read: the baseball players and I have a mutual friend) and were fortunate enough to sit down and chat (read: Facebook message) with one of the handsome gentlemen from everyone’s favorite “Frozen” vid.

Ladies, enjoy:

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Name: Brad Borosak

Age: 21

Branch of Service: United States Navy

College: United States Naval Academy

Major: Ocean Engineering

Hometown: Jupiter, FL

Are you single? Yes

Who’s your favorite Disney princess? Jasmine from “Aladdin” always had my heart

Have you always wanted to be internet famous? No, I had no idea the video would get this much publicity but it’s kinda fun

Do you want to build a snowman with the TSM staff? I absolutely would build a snowman with the TSM staff let me know when and where

Oh, and he’s looking for a date to an upcoming formal. Hit him up on Twitter or Instagram. Or both.

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Hi. Marry me. 

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Just Brad being Brad. 

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(It’s really easy to crop a picture of your face and put it over this girl’s. Seriously, I already have the new version framed and on my desk.)

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Yep. There he is. In uniform. You know, his other uniform.

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People don’t look like this in real life. Except for Brad…and his friend, apparently. 

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The whole team. Hi. 

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That uniform.

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Brad, himself, put this in black and white. Really knows what makes the womb ache, doesn’t he?

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God damn. I love America. 

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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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