I’ve always said that you can tell how good a guy is based on the way he treats his mother. If he still rolls his eyes when she talks and then bugs her to do his laundry once a week, you should pull an immediate Irish exit from the relationship. If he calls her often and retains the set of manners that she taught him even when she’s not in the room, you need to wife that man, stat.
Enter Jonathan Kubben, a former model turned world traveler. He spends his time having beautifully sculpted abs and adventuring around the world, as one does. Jonathan has been mulling around Latin America recently, and realized that communicating with friends and family is much more difficult when you’re in a foreign land with an unstable wifi connection. He ultimately decided to create an Instagram account to assure his perpetually worried mother that he’s A-OK, and it just happens to be the cutest thing in the entire world.
I’m losing it. Someone needs to stick a tracker on this guy and hand me the GPS. After stalking his pictures for a solid half hour, I can only imagine how incredible of a woman his mother (AKA my future mother-in-law) is. I need to write this woman and thank her, on behalf of women everywhere, for bring such a beautiful specimen into this world..
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Lucky Jo
Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.
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