If you watched the VMAs last night, you know that Miley is no closer to growing her hair back out and putting on some normal clothes. It’s really a waste of an incredible body if you ask me. But at least she knows if she’s going to be naked all the time she needs to look good, so I appreciate that.
After a whole slew of drama between Miley and Nicki Minaj and Kanye announcing that he’s running for president in 2020, Miley was announced by Gigi Gorgeous and several other trangender people and then performed her newest song “Dooo It!”
The only lyrics I got last night were “Yeah, I smoke pot. Yeah, I love peace. But I don’t give a fuck. I ain’t no hippie.” And I was just like, yeah, I drink wine. Yeah, I love my dad’s AMEX, but I don’t give a fuck. I ain’t no entitled white girl.
And then this morning, the music video dropped, and it’s weird even for Miley’s standards. It’s just a closeup of Miley’s mouth featuring liquid glitter, sprinkles, and milk being poured over face, only to be spit back out.
We get it, Miley. You like weed..
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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