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Mindy Lahiri Explains What It’s Like To Look For A Little

You are so excited for little hunting, but when you go on your first date, you’re like…

And then your second date…

But finally, you get to have a date with your rush crush.

And everything is just perfect. You have the same views on boys…

And booze…

And food.

And that’s how you know it’s love. You must be constantly by her side.

You’ll literally make any excuse to hang out with her.

And when you’re not with her, you’re stalking her. She starts to ask “how you know so much.”

And she’s like

Shit.

But she was totally JK-ing, which she makes abundantly clear when she drunkenly tells you how cool she thinks you are, and in an effort to keep the love flowing, you’re just like

You start buying her gifts before you even rank your girls, because you know it’s love. She will be yours.

And froyo gift cards

And ALL. THE. CRAFTS. that she can’t do anything with.

When someone tries to ask what you’ll do if you don’t get her as your little, you’re just like

But then waiting for the big-little list is still like…

But then…she’s finally yours, and you’re just like

And to make your backup feel better, you’re just like

And you turn back to your perfect little munchkin and can finally tell her what you’ve been thinking all along.

And to thank you for all your hard work and dolla dolla bills spent, she’s just like

Because that’s love.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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