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Model Skips Court Date To Get Another Boob Job, Claims Her Boobs Are “Above The Law”

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“My boobs are more important than the law,” said Sophie Dalzell, a model who decided to skip a court date and instead fly to Belgium…to have another breast augmentation surgery. I can’t make this shit up. The 20-year-old presented a letter from her plastic surgeon confirming the surgery to the judge, who I’m about 103 percent positive could already tell for himself.

The topless model was facing charges for assaulting two police officers and has already racked up (no pun intended there) a staggering 11 convictions on various assault and vandalism charges. Other charges include refusing to wear an electronic ankle bracelet, which she was ordered to wear after refusing community service on a criminal damage charge. Dalzell claimed that wearing the ankle bracelet would interfere with her work as a performer on erotic television shows. Solid excuse.

After somehow getting away with skipping her court date, Dalzell is now again refusing to perform her court-ordered 400 hours of community service. She claims that picking up trash is “too hard and tiring,” that she “hates everything about it,” and that “it’s a waste of a full day and it’s just too hard.” I think we found the Kardashians’ long, lost, blonde cousin, guys.

Instead of dealing with her legal responsibilities and paying for past illegal actions, Dalzell plans to spend her summer on a resort island, saying she will deal with the consequences when she gets back. What really gets me is that she keeps getting away with this shit. Does this mean that if I get a boob job to jump my tits up to a solid D-cup, I can murder my ex and skip potential jail time?

Probably not. Dalzell claims that she hasn’t actually done anything wrong and that the courts are “just jealous,” because she managed to escape the rural town she grew up in and has “done something with her life.” This is technically true. I mean, she has done a lot with her life–it’s just that none of it is necessarily good or productive, and she will probably face outstanding charges and fines for the rest of her life. But hey, at least she’s got nice tits that are apparently above both the law and the rest of us lowly, law-abiding peasants.

[via Inquisitr]

Image via Manchester Evening News

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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