There’s Literally A Holiday Dedicated Solely To Britney Spears

Mark your calendars, people, because Nov. 5 is now officially Britney Spears Day. You read that right–the Princess of Pop can now add receiving her own holiday to her long list of accomplishments, including a Grammy, her own lingerie line, and growing her hair back from that unfortunate incident with a razor. Brit tweeted out the news on Thursday, and all of her fans absolutely lost it.

I couldn’t agree more, @GLStecanela.

Brit’s ~~reign~~ residency from her Planet Hollywood show “Piece Of Me” has been so lucrative that the city has decided to present her a key to the Las Vegas Strip, as well as proclaim a “Britney Day.” Now is the time to email your school boards demanding it be recognized as a holiday, people. For all you lucky betches named Britney, you have the chance to win two tickets to see the show with priority access and ride on the High Roller observation wheel–but honestly, who cares about the stupid wheel? You can bet your bottom dollar I’m in the midst of getting a fake ID. Well, that, or I may just legally change my name to Britney.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot: it’s Britney, bitch. .