2. Rihanna & Tupac
Oh, Tupac’s dead you say? Well I don’t really care. I think Rihanna should figure out a way to date him anyway. She seems to take “liking assholes” to the extreme, and enjoy a good ole fashioned abusive relationship, and he’s pretty down for violence of any kind. Match made in heaven. Or in a correctional facility slash the waiting room of a social worker’s office. Whatever.