Never before did I think my love for Disney and my love for dance music could come together so beautifully that it could bring Miley to her knees (assuming she’s not already there). But alas, ladies and fashionable gents, the creator of “tales as old as time” never ceases to bring out and amaze the child in me. Striking magic once again, Disney has answered the prayers you didn’t even know you had.
The album is called “DConstructed,” and it’s a 14-track compilation of Disney’s most memorable songs remixed by electronic dance music superstars such as Axwell & Sebastian Ingrosso, Avicii, Armin van Buuren, Kaskade, and more. The fresh yet seemingly familiar songs will hail from timeless classics such as “The Lion King” and “Dumbo,” as well as recently released motion pictures such as “Frozen” and “Tron: Legacy.”
I mean, just the track listing alone is enough to give any girl a hard-on.
- “Circle of Life” (Mat Zo Remix) — Carmen Twillie & Lebo M., “The Lion King”
- “Derezzed” (So Amazing Mix) Remixed by Avicii featuring Negin — Daft Punk, “Tron: Legacy”
- “Let It Go” (Armin Van Buuren Remix) — Idina Menzel, “Frozen”
- “Roar” (Yogi Remix) — Axwell & Sebastian Ingrosso, “Monsters University”
- “Partysaurus Overflow” — BT & Au5, inspired by the “Toy Story” short “Partysaurus Rex”
- “UNKLE Reconstruction” (Unkle) — Michael Giacchino, “The Incredibles”
- “Fall” (Japanese Popstars Remix) — Daft Punk, “Tron: Legacy”
- “The Muppet Show Theme” (Shy Kidx Remix) — the Muppets, “The Muppets”
- “Hey Pluto!” (Stonebridge Remix) — Stonebridge, inspired by original “Mickey Mouse” cartoons
- “Once Upon a Dream” (Trion Remix) — Bill Shirley & Mary Costa, “Sleeping Beauty”
- “Main Street Electrical Parade” (Extended Mix) — Shinichi Osawa, Disneyland Park
- “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” (Alfred Montejano Hyper Remix) — Randy Newman, “Toy Story”
- “Baby Mine” (House Version) — Kaskade, “Dumbo”
- “Pineapple Princess” (Kinsey Moore Remix) — Annette Funicello, “Hawaiiannette”
The album’s release date is April 22. Can you say, “elliptical playlist for the rest of eternity?”
[via Hollywood Reporter]
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