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NEW HARRY POTTER TO BE RELEASED OCTOBER 31 — Halloween Just Got Even Better

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Double, double, toil, and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble up with pumpkin spice goodness. As if Halloween couldn’t get better (it’s already the day every girl can dress slutty and no other girl can say anything about it), J.K. Rowling has announced that she will be releasing a brand new Harry Potter story on October 31st.

As befitting this spooky holiday, Rowling’s story will center around her most chilling villain of all time, Dolores Umbridge. Listen, I wear pink and watch cat videos as much as the next girl, but something about Umbridge creeps me the fuck out. Rowling apparently agrees, which is why she timed her release of Umbridge’s story for a holiday filled with spooks. This story will be released exclusively on Rowling’s site Pottermore, and you can bet that’s exactly where you’ll find me seven days from now.

 

[via The Wall Street Journal]

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