Ole Miss Freshmen Have Most Elaborate Dorm Room Of All Time, Probs Not Going Out For Recruitment

Lindy Goodson and Abby Bozeman are freshmen at Ole Miss who are definitely not going to go through recruitment this year. I know this, because I am a wizard adept at vision. Here are the girls in their dorm room right now.

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Just by looking at this picture of their freshman dorm room, it is very clear that they in no way aspire to be sorority girls. Several things jump out at me:

  1. The custom-made monogrammed matching pillows on their beds, as well as the custom-made bed skirts.
  2. The white fur rug.
  3. The oversized t-shirt and Norts.
  4. The gold and powder blue trim.
  5. The fact that their fathers put the room together while they posted it to social media.

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I mean, I just don’t see it working out.

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The two girls met via social media (?? I just can’t imagine a good social media game being the makings of a sorority girl ??), and immediately began discussing their bedroom decor. (TSM????? Probs not.) Bozeman, from Mississippi told Buzzfeed that Goodson was from Illinois, so they weren’t sure that the collection of items they’d acquired from T.J. Maxx, Marshall’s, Pottery Barn, and antique furniture stores would work, ““but then we got here, and it does.” It totally does.

Recruitment room

Since the initial tweet went out, Goodson has set her account to private, because she’s getting a lot of attention, and not at all because actives are creeping her. The room is actually cute as hell. My only question is what the hell happened to all the furniture the dorm came with?

Anyway, good luck with recruitment, girls. I can guarantee you’re shoo-ins.

[via Buzzfeed]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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