Let’s not kid ourselves, the Magic Mike franchise is softcore porn for women, and we fucking love it. A bunch of hot, half naked men dancing for our pleasure (and money) is the best thing that’s happened to cinema since Mean Girls. Magic Mike XXL has promised to be even dirtier and sexier than the first, and from the looks of the new movie poster Channing Tatum posted to his Facebook earlier today, we believe him.

Good God. That body. That smirk. He captioned the photo “All day. All night,” at which point I thought about the naughty, sexual undertones of that phrase and I had to excuse myself from my desk to take care of some business. The tagline for the movie is “Back to the grind,” and that better be referencing the bump and grind Channing and I will be having in my dreams after watching this movie. Enough masturbation jokes, this man is a father. And his daughter won’t be the only one calling him daddy later tonight. ALRIGHT, I’M DONE. If you think this is bad, the people in the comments section of this photo were feeling the same emotions as I was when they first laid eyes upon this majestic, shirtless man.

Here are a few of the best responses:

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