It’s said at least once at your all-girl Sunday morning brunch: “All guys are assholes.” And even though the declaration is made by your friend Becca, who has bitterness down to an art-form, particularly when she’s four mimosas deep, she’s not wrong: all guys are assholes.
Before you get all indignant and start commenting about how your boyfriend/brother/father/gay BFF is not an asshole, let me explain my theory here. Being an asshole is as inherent to being a dude as having balls and a penis; it just comes with the territory. But how it manifests itself differs from guy to guy. Meaning that while every guy is indeed an asshole, just what kind of asshole he is can be a mystery. So if you’re struggling to pinpoint just what kind of jerk he is, here’s a quiz to help you out.
Men are the worst. .