If you’re on Twitter, you’ve probably seen #relationshipgoals. The majority of things that accompany this hashtag are sickeningly sweet: a couple holding hands as they gaze at the sunset, or an adorable older couple wearing matching outfits as they sit on a park bench and eat popcorn, watching the world go by. For any of us who have actually ever been in a relationship, we know that these cutesy goals are pretty much 100 percent bullshit. How about some realistic relationship goals?