Reality TV Show Seeking Greeks

Attention fame whores! A new reality show geared toward sorority women is now in the works. The details are sparse, but Doron Ofir casting company is actively seeking former cooler painters to star in the new reality TV show. Casting call information was found on the website; the site even features an option to view and vote for applicants. At the time that this was written, two days after the call was posted, no former Greeks have applied.

The listing gives off somewhat of a creepy, ‘Girls Gone Wild’ mixed with ‘Bad Girls Club’ vibe, stating:

“You lived together for the defining part of your college life—sisterhood was forged on the row, a sacred bond with virtue and elite standards. You redefined family and chose to continue the tradition after graduation.

Once a sister always a sister!

Do you live with or near your sorority sisters from college? Do you maintain the same code of ethics? Are your parties bigger? Are the men hotter? Is the drama amplified? Without a house mom, who is in charge?… Just because you graduated doesn’t mean you have grown up… old school was for the boys—this is a house of legacies!”

If this sounds appealing to you, apply at your own risk. Don’t sign anything. And for the love of God, pray that your parents never find out.



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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email:

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