Two months ago, Macey Hensley, the five-year-old presidential expert, came into our lives and she. was. perfect. We sat in this office watching the adorable little girl with totally grownup mannerisms spew out presidential information for 30 minutes straight. She was hilariously precious and way smarter than you, and we just couldn’t get enough. If you missed her first interview with Ellen, you missed out…but we got you.
After that, if you’re not voting Hensley 2045, you’re wrong. I was hoping this would be another SG&R situation, and that the public would love little Macey so much that we could continue to follow her throughout her political career — or that we could at least follow her on her trip to the White House, because we need more. More. MORE. Thankfully, Ellen came through and sent some cameras with Macey as she roamed the halls of the president’s home. It’s any five-year-old’s dream come true.
Oh, Macey. You are the light of my life. Now, hurry up and turn 35 so you can beat out Hilary for first female president..
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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