Cheating is wrong. Plain and simple. No matter who does it, no matter who they do it with, and no matter why they’ve done it, it’s a fucked up way to betray the trust of a person you supposedly love. However, I find that when most women (and I can still say this because the feminist revolution isn’t over yet), are scorned, they are quick to play the victim and put their scheming, piece of shit man on blast. Men, on the other hand, tend to be ashamed if their girlfriends cheat. They feel like pussies. They don’t want anyone to know that someone else came in and swiftly mounted what was theirs. It’s totally primitive and backwards.
Richard, here, is changing the rules. He’s confident enough in his masculinity to act like a crazy bitch, scorned. After discovering his wife had been cheating on him with her trainer for six years, he did the only thing he could, per our tipster. He wrote a nasty Google review about the gym his wife had been training (and fucking) at. He also sent out flyers defaming the gym, because apparently he is a pilgrim, as the first Thanksgiving was the last time it was acceptable to hand out flyers.
Below are poor Richard’s handouts warning people to keep their wives away from the gym at 5 a.m. as they might get sexed up whilst there.
While I hate the word “whore” with every fiber of my being, and firmly believe that such a public display of vengeance is a sign of lunacy, I will admit, that Lisette kind of had it coming to her..
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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