I am no fool. Not a fiber of my being believes that anyone on Instagram is actually using whatever protein powder, teeth whitener, or “fit” “detox” tea that they’re pushing. Unless you’re an absolute newb, this is how it goes. Companies seek out attractive people that have a big following on Instagram. Company then sends said attractive people product. Company pays beautiful person to post about their product regardless if they actually use it or not. Idiot people purchase product. Company profits. Attractive people collect massive paycheck for posting a damn photo to Instagram.
The Kardashian/Jenner clan is an avid part of this advertising community. I don’t blame them. They probably make more money off of one Instagram photo than I make in three months. Anyway, club appearance extraordinaire Scott Disick was scheduled to make a post today for the product “bootea.” A little FYI for those of you who don’t know, these products make you shit your pants and essentially ruin your digestive system so your body relies on the product. The more know you.
Being the zero fucks guy he is, Scott figured he could just copy and paste the caption the company sent him, post his oh-so candid photo, and collect his coins. But that didn’t exactly go as planed. See anything suspicious?
Oh yeah, oops, he copied everything.
“Here you go, at 4pm est, write the below.
Caption:
Keeping up with the summer workout routine with my morning @booteauk
protein shake!”
He quickly deleted the photo, as I’m sure “bootea” was frantically emailing him. A gentle reminder to us all that screenshots last forever..
[via Instagram]
Image via YouTube
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