There’s nothing I love more than a heaping dose of drama on a Monday morning. And I love it even more when it involves an ex-girlfriend who makes my hourly habit of Instagram stalking the (dumb) girl my boyfriend dated in high school look like amateur hour. Whatever. Who cares? Her face is annoying and I hate that I love her living room setup. IT’S FINE.
Anyway, crazy girl Selena Gomez started the whole thing off yesterday afternoon after her ex-boyfriend, none other than Justin Bieber, posted this picture to Instagram.
The girl in the picture is his rumored new girlfriend, Sofia Richie and since he started posting pictures of her, his fans have not been happy. They’ve been so unhappy, in fact, that he threatened to make his IG private because they’re being mean and blah, blah, blah.
So after posting this picture, people started tagging Selena in it because we’re all horrible people who like watching other people go at it. And thankfully, she did not disappoint. She commented something snarky. He responded annoyingly. And then she threw a fucking bomb at him and won the whole thing. Here’s a breakdown of the comments back and forth (with the zillions of random people tagging their friends taken out of it because sifting through a celebrity’s social media comments should be a full-time job).
Her latest comment says,
Funny how the ones that cheated multiple times, are pointing the finger at the ones that were forgiving and supportive, no wonder fans are mad. Sad. All love.
SHIIIIIIT. Anyone else have no idea that this is what went down? I mean, I had my suspicions, but I never thought he would actually cheat on her. First of all, cheaters fucking suck. They *suck.* Second of all, who would cheat on Selena Gomez? As one fan points out, 2008 Justin should have cut off his balls and handed them to her because I mean, look at that.
So of course, this wasn’t the mature thing to do and I’m not sure why, exactly, things got so heated. But I, for one, have never been more pleased. Justin is being a baby and Selena is obviously still hurt that the infant she dated was unfaithful to her — I mean, she obviously thought he would be safe since she was dating down, but no. He had to fuck her over. And now, she’s getting her revenge by winning this Instagram battle. And at the end of it all, isn’t that what truly matters?
Your move, Justin. But I have a feeling Selena just won this breakup. Sad. All love. .