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SINGLE GIRLS REJOICE! Here Is A Map Of The Wealthiest Person In Each State

Wealthiest Person By State

If there’s one thing we all look for in a man–and there is–it’s that he’s a loving guy with a good soul. LOL, JK. We want him to be loaded. Duh. As the old adage says, it’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich guy as it is to fall in love with a poor guy. In my experience, it’s much, much easier, actually. It’s like, okay, he could afford to lose 30 pounds, but he could also afford to take you on that vacation to Puerto Rico. And maybe he’s 38 years old, but age is just a number when you get home and find a new pair of boots were delivered to your house, just for being cute. It’s all about perspective, people. And presents. It’s also about presents.

Thanks to Movoto.com, we now present you the richest person in each state, down to the dollar amount. If you click that link, you’ll find an interactive map, which will show you a photo of each wealth machine and a link to his or her Wikipedia page. Most of them are old as shit and some of them are women, but honestly, I see this as a positive. It could go two really awesome ways.

1. You can step in as a young, hot mistress and ride out these last few years with Grandpa until he croaks, at which time he will leave you a bunch of dollars for all of the boobs you put into the relationship. Sex probably won’t be an issue, because most of these men are definitely impotent or relying on drugs that you can “forget” to give them in order to get their motors running.

2. They probably have sons! You’ll need to investigate this on your own, but there are definitely some 35-year-old trust fund baby bachelors in that mix, just waiting to meet a hot, young thang like Y-O-U, you.

It’s a win-win, really.

[via Movoto.com]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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